Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
“You’ll go to hell for this,” she slurred.
“You forget, Princess”—he brushed his thumb over her cheek—“I’m already on the list of permanent residents.”
― Wicked Cowboy Wolf
“You forget, Princess”—he brushed his thumb over her cheek—“I’m already on the list of permanent residents.”
― Wicked Cowboy Wolf
Snippet | Humor | Wicked Cowboy Wolf
“Take off your coat."
"Excuse me?"
"Take it off."
"No."
"I want it off."
"Then I suggest you hold your breath. Won't affect me in the slightest, but at least the suffocation will help pass the time for you. [Vishous to Jane]”
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"Excuse me?"
"Take it off."
"No."
"I want it off."
"Then I suggest you hold your breath. Won't affect me in the slightest, but at least the suffocation will help pass the time for you. [Vishous to Jane]”
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J.R.Ward Quote from Lover Unbound !!
“The three of you have one solution to every problem. Murder. No key fits every lock.” Cardan gives us all a stern look, holding up a long-fingered hand with my stolen ruby ring still on one finger. “Someone tries to betray the High King, murder. Someone gives you a harsh look, murder. Someone disrespects you, murder. Someone ruins your laundry, murder.”
― The Wicked King
― The Wicked King
Murder !! A Solution to All Problems?
“He held up his index finger. 'Rule one: in any dispute between mates, the male is always to blame, even when he is clearly blameless. Rule two'—his middle finger joined the first—'whenever in doubt, refer to rule one.”
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The Marriage Rules
Prayer is an insurance policy that you can never lapse on.
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You Can Never Lapse on THIS Insurance Policy !!
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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When Peanut Butter Tastes like Ash !!
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
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THIS definitely Does Not Make You Intelligent !! *Savage*
“NEWT: What d’you think I should say to her, if I see her?
JACOB: Oh, well, it’s best not to plan these things. You know, you just say whatever comes to you in the moment.
A beat. They walk.
NEWT (reminiscently): She has eyes just like a salamander.
JACOB: Don’t say that.”
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The Beauty is in the Eyes ..............
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